John Strausbaugh, New York, March 30, 2009
Father Knew Best
Are we seeing the beginning of the end of global corporate consumerism? It sure seems so. When it began — was it only a few months ago? — the collapse of Wall Street, banking and the housing market could reasonably be interpreted as a severe but predictable downturn of the eternal boom-and-bust cycle. Since then, a series of rolling disasters has swept around the world and across all sectors of every economy. As these sectors fall, they're taking millions of peoples' jobs, savings, pensions, food, cars, health care, homes and lives from them.
Now governments step in, inevitably printing a lot of Weimar bucks to pump into a failed system, to little immediate good and with no reliable hope of fixing what's really broken about the global corporatist system. In the beginning, the experts told us this will not be another Great Depression. It's now looking like a Greater Depression.
Global corporate capitalism has revealed itself as global co-dependent failure. It's hard to avoid the notion that the whole system, and all the world's cultures that have adopted or been co-opted by it, are now going bankrupt in every sense.
You know who saw all this coming? I mean besides you, me and Hyman Minsky? My father. My father warned me this was coming thirty years ago. And he was not a guy you'd expect to hear that from.
He was a banker. But he was a banker in the old school, George Bailey way. (In his younger days, before I knew him, he even bore a striking resemblance to Jimmy Stewart.) He came home after World War II and got a job as a teller in a big but local bank in Baltimore. As I was growing up he became a vice president. I was too busy being a rock & rolling hippie to pay close attention to what he did at the office, but I knew he oversaw a lot of loans to local businesses. Car dealerships, light manufacturing companies, warehouses, trucking firms, that sort of business. He knew the people who owned and ran those businesses and they knew him. They ate together at Chamber of Commerce and Rotary wingdings. They were the pillars of the local community.
In my father's day a loan was a loan, debt was debt, assets assets. A banking house was not a gambling house. A bank invested prudently in its community, helping people buy homes and local businesses grow and be strong. You didn't give anyone a loan until you'd done your due diligence and determined there was collateral and a reasonable expectation they'd pay you back. He operated in the real, tangible, fungible world -- real values, real obligations, real assets, real buildings, real products, real services. There was nothing novel, daring, arcane or ingenious about banking. Banking was the very antithesis of those qualities.
Bankers, or at least vice presidents of local banks, didn't get rich doing it. They didn't earn eight-figure bonuses and reward themselves with McMansions and G5s and trophy wives. My father died in the little brick rowhouse he'd bought in 1951 with a GI loan. He built the back porch out of brick and cinderblocks and paneled the basement himself. He put three kids through college while paying off the mortgage. His idea of rewarding himself was to own a motorcycle and, when he retired, a used camper he put on the back of a Ford F-150 pickup. He left a carefully husbanded estate for my mom to live modestly on. When she died she left the little brick rowhouse to me and my brother and sister. My sister lives there to this day. A live Christmas tree we planted beside the back porch a quarter-century ago now towers higher than the roof.
In the mid-1970s, my father's bank was eaten up by a larger, regional chain, which later went national and then global and is now, if I'm not misreading the news, shitting bricks. The new management who came sweeping into town were a bunch of hotshots thirty years younger than my dad. They brought with them a lot of novel, daring, arcane and ingenious ideas about banking and finance. They were early avatars of the sort of fantasy bookkeeping and virtual-reality investing that would run riot a decade later and inevitably led to the world's current state of complete fiscal collapse and chaos.
I knew my father was not at all happy about these newfangled ideas, because he and I had just started speaking again. I'd spent my teen years, as one does, rejecting and ranting against everything I thought he valued and represented: business, money, the Republican party, the Catholic church, the Vietnam War. My first bit of writing ever printed in a public venue was a letter I wrote to the editors of the Baltimore Sun, defending the rights of antiwar protesters. I was a junior in high school. My mom was a little proud of me, though she also thought I was showing off. She always thought that. My father was mildly scandalized at having his high-school son appear in the local establishment newspaper writing against the war. Things went downhill from there, and for a few years, as my hair grew down toward my ass and my opinions grew increasingly "radical" and "revolutionary" and generally imbecilic, we barely spoke or saw each other.
Now I was in my early twenties, and calming down. It was dawning on me that my father wasn't a bad guy, we just had different opinions. I think he was beginning to think something similar of me. I even had my own small, half-assed business with another guy my age. We painted houses and hung sheetrock as the Acme Home Improvement Company. Acme, of course, was a nod to the Roadrunner cartoons. My dad helped us do our taxes. He thought we were terrible businessmen, which we sure were, and it broke his heart to see me living on rice and peanuts and driving a Chevy Vega I bought for $250 and held together with duct tape and picture wire. But he kind of liked that at least I was trying to do something real in the real world.
We had even taken to sitting together on weekend afternoons, knocking back a couple of beers, and chatting. We weren't real good at it. He was a quiet guy, and I was still half a hippie. There were only so many topics we could discuss before one or the other of us got hot under the collar. But we were trying.
And that's how I've known for thirty years that the current global meltdown was coming. In bits and pieces, I listened to my father grouse about his new bosses. Not them personally, but what he considered their dangerous and unethical notions about how to run a bank. I remember one afternoon when he explained to me this idea they had for "repackaging" debt so they could pretend it was an asset. The way he described it, it basically amounted to banking as a big game of make-believe. "Let's pretend that debts are assets," the new cowboy yahoo managers were saying. If everyone agreed to play along, it was as good as true, wasn't it?
It sounded preposterous to me. Debt was debt, assets were assets. Even half-a-hippie knew that. Three decades later, we all know the lazy susan of repackaged debt as one of the key Ponzi scams that just brought down banks and investment firms all over the world.
My father counseled his new cowboy yahoo bosses against this and other schemes they were hatching. His new cowboy yahoo managers smiled indulgently and patted him on his gray head. And then they forced him to retire. He was Old Banking. They were New Banking. He was standing between them and their eight-figure bonuses and McMansions and G5s. He had to go.
Was my dad hurt and bitter? You bet he was. My mother and his friends got a few earfuls.
He did not speak to me about the personal affront of getting shoved aside. We still weren't good enough at talking for that. He did yell at me one day when he heard that I'd shifted my meager savings from a bank account to a savings and loan. Savings and loans had recently been deregulated and were up to the same sorts of wacky schemes my dad's ex-bosses were dreaming up. One of those schemes was to offer fantastic, ridiculous interest rates on simple savings accounts. Like a lot of dopes I thought this was great and chucked all my dough into a new account paying something like 15% interest.
"Are you nuts?" my dad railed when he heard. He checked his watch. "Go over there right now and close that account while you still can."
I did. The S & L went belly up right afterward.
The flight from reality my father saw banks start to take in the 70s spread throughout our culture, and all affluent cultures around the world, in the couple of decades after he died. We cocooned inside an infantilizing bubble of fantasy, of virtual this and cyber that. We became our own role-playing avatars in a giant game of make-believe. The only folks still facing the real world anymore were the ones who could not afford to avoid it.
Now that bubble is bursting. You know and I know it. Reality is rushing in.
Governments can take over whole sectors and pump trillions of dollars into the system, but at best they'll be patching and reinflating a bald, flat tire. Personally, I don't think there's anyone who knows how to fix what's really wrong about global corporatism, because no one's alive who remembers how to make economies work in the real world. They've all grown up and been trained in this fantasy-bubble economy, completely unmoored from reality. Now that it has crashed mightily, I don't think they have a clue.
I happen to be half-assedly in business for myself again, as a freelance writer. Let me tell you, this is a very spooky time to be a freelance writer. The book and journalism sectors are crashing along with every other. I fully expect to be living in a cardboard box in Hooverville a year from now. Or in my sister's basement in that little brick rowhouse.
Maybe I could go back to painting windows and hanging sheetrock. It'd be a heck of an adjustment at my age. But at least I'd be doing smething real in the real world again.
It's the sort of adjustment we may all be facing. Playtime's over. My father would probably say that's not an altogether bad thing.